a uti christmas - under the island lyrics
[intro: pixie lee]
happy f*cking christmas from your least favorite band
under the island
[verse 1: pixie lee]
i’m not dreaming of a white christmas
like which ones i used to know?
which treetops did you see glisten?
which f*cking children would listen
to those sleigh bells in the ankle deep snow?
i won’t be dreaming of a white christmas
with no christmas cards i won’t write
may your days be melted and dark
and may all your christmas’ be full of mark
[verse 2: skeleton jewel]
it’s the most miserable time of the year
with the parent’s all brawling
and everyone calling you a big fat queer
it’s the most miserable time of the year
it’s the suck*suckiest season of all
with the fake happy greetings and my patience fleeting
i just want to bawl
it’s the suck*suckiest season of all
[chorus: pixie lee & skeleton jewel]
it’s our christmas song
we don’t sing this all season long
we’re under the island
and it’s our f*cking christmas song
[verse 3: london]
just hear the bells ding down goes a victim to the world
come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together through h*ll
outside the bodys are falling and people are screaming
(ding, ding, ding) goes the bells of h*ll ringing
come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together through h*ll
it might be cold outside but it’s warm in h*ll
[bridge: pixie lee]
f*ck christmas
here’s to the outcasts
[verse 4: pixie lee]
happy f*cking holidays
from your least favorite rockers
here’s one for the outcasts
merry f*cking christmas
now kiss my ass
[chorus: pixie lee & skeleton jewel]
it’s our christmas song
we don’t sing this all season long
we’re under the island
and it’s our f*cking christmas song
[outro: skeleton jewel]
holidays suck cause for people like us they’re never full of cheer
so happy f*cking christmas, have a horrible new year
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