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communitydt - uncle lyrics

[intro]

(well boys, we hit the jackpot this time)
yes lads, we did hit the jackpot
i’d like to preface this by saying this is purely banter, and it was your idea, not mine
so, if you get your feelings hurt, it’s your fault, not mine
i didn’t exactly make all of this up
pavilion ting, shout out my dargs, my f*dargs
hold tight guy, holding it down, tightly

[verse 1]

let me just get archer out the way
he’s only half in the group, i have to say
i’ve got better ways to spend my time
so i’ll give him a pass and let him smoke, drink dizz and grope ellie jayne woods
would you believe that burty b met his boy/girlfriend on twitter? (hipster)
that sh*t’s funnier than jude’s goth lesbian or when i linked up with tia
can you tell that tommy is a crackhead?
cracked tooth, cracked on with anna in the silent disco
she said no but had a crack anyway, how’d you explain that then?
reece still ain’t seen his dad yet
cocaine makes reece’s mouth wet
kept his job at next ‘cos his cv’s best assets are gcse’s, you spastic
tom, or should i say tom and megan?
don’t get mad, don’t give her a thumping
but i get it, megan is peng, so it’s funny that joe’s ex bird is bun*ting (b*tters)
joe jennings, c*ckney geezer, name rings st mary’s bells in my ears
two’s blem and that mary smells on your breath
you’ll be brown bread if you don’t drop the gear (my son)

[verse 2]

i’m always involved in every social circle stepping, so one question:
someone tell me, who the f*ck is george wellman?
but seriously, i hardly ever spoke to george
to me he just don’t make no noise, okay
now i said that i’ll diss the group chat, but i wouldn’t say all of you were my boys
ross
has been mia for the best part of three years
morgan’s so cute, i could never throw shade at him, except he’s ginger and he’s weird (cutie)
omar’s a wildcard, i’d say he’s one of the boy’s boys
and brad is calm, i get on with him fine
(but there’s people he annoys)

[verse 3]

now callum is a special one, just hear me out
if you see this clown, you’d think he’s timid
but the last time he hit on a girl, he f*cking knocked her t**th out (woah)
bastin’s fashion? appalling
goes gym, but still you’re scrawny
grace hit you fourth, now matt that’s poor
n0body cares about your snapchat story
demi loves fat chicks (crutters gyal)
i’m sorry bro, but that’s what the fact is
your standards are lower than freddie’s self esteem, get your nose out the packet
i’ve had it with harvey, fit boy, ‘roid supreme
you l!cked out a minger on new year’s eve
ironic, ‘cos every time you diss me your insults don’t hold no weight
hey connor, the number one eve hill fan
you’ve got a full metal jacket, you’re a weeabo fam
your sword art is underwhelming, you’ve had one girl
that makes you the one punch man
bill white’s body is nasty
bill white voted green party
bill white drives a sh*t ka that costs about a quid, i’m laughing

[interlude]

i’m laughing, because this is all a game
and in this game, freddie keeps rage quitting
jody’s been stuck playing campaign for months
demi’s playing in hacked lobbies
callum picked the worst loadout, now keeps getting k!lled
sam’s sad they took his favourite gun out the game
charlie’s niche gun has been buffed and now everybody keeps wanting to try it
and no*one wants to play with bastin

[verse 4]

charlie, come, let’s talk about charlie
hardly ever comes out of his sh*ll
hasn’t met a single bird at uni
charlie is an incel
n0body has lamb like toby’s nan (ah ah)
sorry toby, that bar wasn’t classy
i meant classy
toby put racks on his chassis but it won’t ever bring back cassie
hey alex, heard you just copped a new pair of lacoste trainers
you look like a f*cking goon
still love you mate
your mum’s radnor fizz
imma drink it soon
if only jody had a bit more chat
then he could stroke a p*ssy that ain’t a cat
example: when lexi said ‘i love you’ on text and she made you say it back (b*tch)
nottingham gave sam a front to change, but he hasn’t and i believe that
even if you cut out all the mandy and ket you’d still be sniffling
‘cos you know you can’t get tilly back (perfect)
now you might be thinking, ‘jude got away with it this time’
and i’d say that’s true (true say)
but if you think i felt bad and cut him some slack (h*ll nah)
i refer you to my previous diss track

[outro]

had to make you to break you, r.i.p. community
hold tight, don’t fold under pressure
trend setter
doing it better
slap corn, safe guy
(well boys, we hit the jackpot this time)

- uncle lyrics

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