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haroldi's interlude - ultra shield lyrics

[haroldi]
i asked this girl if she wanna get lunch
she said “it’s twelve pm why don’t we just get brunch?”
after brunch, me and that girl went to my house
i went to my cabinet and got season four of the brady bunch
after that, we played some basketball
while we were playing, i hit her up with a double clutch
then i told her i’ll be right back
then i came back and hit her with a f*cking bat
took her in and sat her on my couch
where i pulled out my crack pipe and started doing crack
i got bored and put her in my cadillac
we drove off and i told myself that i wasn’t coming back
then the cops were behind me, so i stopped and put on my trucker’s hat
i did that so he won’t think i’m black
he came up to my car and asked “why do you have a kayak?”
because i’m going fishing for polar bears
he said “okay, move along” i was driving for hours
i looked in the back and saw her thong
i stopped, looked and then took a hit from my bong
so we finally got to the river, i said “that drive was long”
she was still knocked out
i got the kayak out and put it in the river
i put her in the kayak and start*it’s fuh*floating
she woke up and screamed “what the h*ll are you doing?”
i said “who the h*ll were you scr*w*ng?”
then i pulled out the glock and shot her

- ultra shield lyrics

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