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sheldon cooper vs gregory house - uberocity lyrics

house:
actually, if you don’t mind, it’s just house, so stop your antics
leave me alone please so i can simply diss this praying mantis
so i’ve popped a few pills, i’m surprised your ‘friends’ haven’t
if i were them, when i met you i would have hired an assassin
i came wanting a challenge, i don’t surmise that i’m surprised
they said you were a g*nius but we all know everybody lies
i’ll knock knock knock around your inferior brain
you unintelligent buffoon, your ass is insane!

cooper:
i’m not insane. my mother had me tеsted
yet that you’re in my spot as winnеr is a falsehood not contested
your chances of prevailing are clearly lilliputian
i’ll out*rebuke you so violent you’ll need a blood transfusion
you’re as soft as a kitty, and as irrational as one too
and of course your physics failures are completely misconstrued!
i could reach down to your level and give you the finger
time to whip you faster than i vociferate “bazinga!”

house:
your rhymes are inbearable, in the words of your mom, a sin!
nothing will numb my mind to listen to this sh*t, not even vicodin!
i don’t have a pain management problem, i have a pain problem!
what kind of pain! you! my neck is freaking throbbin!
i need to find an answer to this puzzle, i have the rubik’s complex
but the only thing i’ve solved is why you’ll never have s*x!
you may be intelligent, but i’m smarter than you & your gang
you’re the only scientist that will never get the “big bang”
cooper:
no sh*t, sherlock, coitus k!lls. i’ve known it since i was five
isolate my raps, they’ll just be left to thrive
i’m an intellectual physicist & an even better lyricist
this geezer got dissed, quit getting so p*ssed
i just don’t know where to begin, a military brat hopped up on vicodin
facing off the best sesquipidalian wherein you stand and limp and grin
your only friend is james wilson! you’re a worse man than wil wheaton!
i’m almost done getting under your skin! you’ve been knocked down like a wall in berlin!

- uberocity lyrics

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