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pregnant virgin - tyler cassidy lyrics

i woke up this morning excited my wife told me great news
she told me she’s pregnant, with our baby boy
i was screaming and laughing and jumping so happy excited
i was crying with laughter, i was crying with joy

but then i stepped back and said:
“honey, but we ain’t have s*x yet
so how are you pregnant, i’m really confused.”
and then she said “god got her pregnant without even banging
and our son will grow up and he’ll be the king of the jews.”

oh, if my wife’s a virgin then how in the h*ll is she pregnant
i just don’t understand it, it just doesn’t make sense
if my wife’s a virgin then how in the h*ll is she pregnant
how did we make a baby, without even using my d*ck

and then i said:
“honey, i honestly just don’t believe this
how can i believe this, are you out of your mind?”
and then she said:
“come take a look up inside my v*g*n*.”
and when i looked inside it, well her hymen was fine

oh, and now there’s men crossing the desert on camel* and horsebacks
and some guy named shadrach, and they’re bringing her gifts
so now i’m just trying to figure out which one’s the daddy
cause’ they all look so happy, and im the one sitting here p*ssed
oh, if my wife’s a virgin then how in the h*ll is she pregnant
i just don’t understand it, it just doesn’t make sense
if my wife’s a virgin then how in the h*ll is she pregnant
how did we make a baby, without even using my d*ck

you’re my little baby boy
i don’t know who your daddy is
but i’m still gonna take you as my own

i’ll sing you lots of lullabies
and hold you every time you cry
help your pretty mama build a home

{vocal harmony} / ain’t that love
{vocal harmony} / ain’t that love

- tyler cassidy lyrics

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