every president is gay - tyler cassidy lyrics
[chorus]
every president is g-y and i got the proof
so don’t believe none of this bullsh-t that they teach in school
these teachers lying every day, every president is g-y
every president is g-y, every single one
and there ain’t nothing wrong with two g-y men who fall in love
ain’t much more that i can say, every president is g-y
[verse 1]
teddy roosevelt’s about as g-y as you can get
g-yer than two men who sit and watch each other sh-t
g-yer than a birthday card, g-yer than a leotard
teddy roosevelt, he used to hand out mustache rides
he would tell the men and women all to get in line
he would eat the women out, then he’d suck some p-n-s down
and you might think that mr. clinton is a hetero
but that’s cause hillary’s a man and you ain’t even know
and ms. lewinsky is a dude, and the girls that he raped too
and did you know that thomas jefferson’s a rapist too?
and if you don’t, watch out, he might just end up raping you
we’re just lucky that he’s dead so he don’t sneak in your bed
[chorus]
cause every president is g-y and i got the proof
so don’t believe none of that bullsh-t that they teach in school
these teachers lying every day, every president is g-y
every president is g-y, every single one
and there ain’t nothing wrong with two g-y men who fall in love
ain’t much more that i can say, every president is g-y
[verse 2]
and the reason why george washington had wooden t–th
is because they got knocked out while he was sucking d
and there ain’t nothing wrong with that, i’m just giving you the facts
and richard nixon? well, he puts the “g-y” in watergate
he used to look at p-rno mags with men and m-st-rbate
ah, but f-ck it, so do i, so what’s wrong with liking guys?
and melania, she told me donald trump was g-y
she made him build the wall to keep the mexicans away
cause he’s attracted to the men and she’s afraid he’ll cheat again
cause n0body ever wants to f-ck the president
unless you’re jfk, but look at what they did to him
put a bullet in his head, now that motherf-cker’s dead
[chorus]
cause every president is g-y and i got the proof
so don’t believe none of that bullsh-t that they teach in school
these teachers lying every day, every president is g-y
every president is g-y, every single one
and there ain’t nothing wrong with two g-y men who fall in love
ain’t much more that i can say, every president is g-y
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