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street jokes - tweedy bird loc lyrics

* hahaha!
* yo’ mama got two ways like, this and that
* hahahaha, ahhh hahaha!
* yo’ mama so fat when she walk her booty clap
* hahahaha! ahh hahahaha!
* yo’ mama got one leg they call her aileen!
* yo! aileen, d*mn!
* yo’ daddy so black they shot at him and pulled his k back at some flashlight
* hahahaaha
* yo’ mama saw you she’s a g*ngb*ngin’ dinosaur
* hey!
* yo’ mama so dumb she saw a sign say “dip here” she ran on and got some potato chips
* yo’ mama’s old she fart dust!
* hahaha!
* 4 clips’ shoes so tight they look like tacos!
* hahaha!
* yo’ mama look like a snail with a finger wave, n*gga
* yo’ mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!
* yo’ mama so blacc she got ticcets for tinted windows on a motorcycle!
* hahaha, cuz!
* yo’ mama so tall*yo daddy so tall he did a baccflip and died
* yo’ mama so big she drive a bus with handlebars
* hahahaha! d*mn!
* yo’ mama so fat she put on a red dress all the kids run around her sayin’ “hey, kool*aid”!
* haha!
* yo’ mama so stupid shе gave birth to you!
* ahahaha!
* yo’ mama so dumb, fucc it…
* the fucc did yo’ mama toss?
* ahahahaha!
* yo’ mama so*yo mama so dumb she thought [?] was a sandwich
* oh no! hеy!
* yo’ mama so dumb when god was passin’ out braids, she thought he said “trains” so she said “gimme a slow”…
* hahaha what?
* yo’ mama’s a fat biatch!
* hahaha!
* fashion boulevard, fast boulevard!
* yo’ mama stank, yo mama stank
* yo’ house so little you literally drop a face tie? while [?] on the wall carpeted
* yo’ mama so fat when she on the run she ball up and roll down the street
* yo’ mama house look like you walkin’ in everybody!
* haha!
* yo’ mama teef*yo’ mama teef so white she look like she be chewin’ powdered donuts!
* yo’ mama yo*yo’ mama so bald she roll her hair in rice
* haha
* yo’ mama so skinny she can dive through a needle hole with her arms wide open
* ahahaha!
* yo’ mama so skinny she swallowin’ a bb and thought she was 9 months pregnant
* yo’ mama hair so long she roll her hair with beer cans!
* ahahaha!
* her nose went to the…!
* your mama got cancer!
* yo’ daddy’s*yo’ daddy’s so thick he can’t read newspapers at daytime ’cause he would burn that mothaf*cka up!
* ahahaha!
* all that fat lady…
* spokesman!
* mothaf*cka, x*rays, mothaf*cka!
* yo’ mama and daddy went half old age!
* f*ckin’ hypertentious…
* ahaha!
* yo’ mama ain’t got no*yo’ mama ain’t got no arms talkin’ ’bout some [?], n*gga
* tested positive!
* haha positive!
* yo’ mama tested positive!
* ahahaha!
* hey hey why did ronald mcdonald died ay ay?
* why?
* ’cause he believed in magic!
* ahahahaha!
* yo’ mama got one arm and swim in circles!
* ahahaha hey!
* yo’ mama so dumb she took the donut bacc ’cause it had a hole in the middle, n*gga
* yo’ mama so dumb she thought donuts on ’em… uhhh!
* ahaha!
* yo’ mama so dumb she went over and had a donut truck and k!lled two daddies!
* she bit off donuts off the curb!
* ahaha!
* yo’ mama so dumb she thought cheerios and donuts sinks!
* ahahaha!
* yo’ mama*yo’ mama, n*gga!
* yo’ mama so old she knew cap’n crunch when she a cub scout
* no dog, she knew big bear when she was a cub!
* god d*mn…
* yo’ mama so old she knew big bear when she was a stopwatch!
* yo’ mama so old she knew king tut when he was a prince!
* yo’ mama so old*yo’ mama so old she knew the beatles when they was cocoons!
* yo’ mama so fat she jumped on a quarter and squeezed the boogers outta george washington’s nose
* uhh…
* yo’ mama so fat she sellin’ a dollar and made for a quarter
* hey yo’ mama so big she got one of her pants on the driveway
* d*mn! hahaha!
* yo’ mama so fat she smacced the project on her feet and made some air join down
* yo’ mama so fat she wear clive sales for sandals!
* hahaha!
* yo’ mama so fat she put on a red dress like a bow*legged fire agent
* yo’ mama don’t have dreams, she have movies, n*gga
* d*mn!
* yo’ mama so old she dreams re*runs!
* yo’ mama so old…
* yo’ mama don’t take pictures, she take billboards!
* hahahaha!
* yo’ mama so hey, yo mama so fat she wear, microwave for a big book
* hahaha!
* yo’ mama so old jesus was in her yearbook and they were friends…
* ahahahaha!
* yo’ mama so [?] she played wide receiver for the rams
* yo’ mama so*hey, yo’ mama so fat*yo’ mama so fat, look, yo’ mama so fat she need queen*sized mattresses when she pee
* ahahaha ohhh!
* what did michael jaccson said when bubble was succin’ his dicc?
* what?
* hoo hoo hoo hoo!
* buggin’…
* bullsh*t!
* that’s buggin’ y’all!
* ahahaha of course you buggin’!
* shut the fucc up! yeah
* alright, no clips!
* ahahahaha!
* sh*t, there we got no clips, no clips is swallowed up!
* whaaaat? hahaha!
* oh n*gga, yo’ mama so ugly she went in a haunted house and came out with an application
* ahhahaaa!
* no! nope! get the f*ck outta here…
* hey n*gga buggin’ like [?]…!
* keep her two*faced…!
* ahahaha!
* you look like you was in a hammer fight and lost!
* oh sh*t…!

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