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country music - turdflesh lyrics

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yeeeehawwww
well, i’ll be a b-tt-f-ckin mud-puppy
hot diggity d-mn
gideeeup now

well i f-ck my sister all d-mn day
if you ain’t from texas then-uh-you-are-g-y
naw we don’t like n-ggers- oh h-ll no
h-ll, i’m crawlin with chiggers from-mah-head-to-mah-toe

i can’t afford my kids- so i’ll have ten more
oh, baby jesus- why are we so poor?

ohhhh lord
hot gravy in the mornin’

i talk real dumb
i drink bud light
i drive a truck
i wear big boots
’cause i’m insecure
and i need to re-ssure myself-
that i am straight
don’t ya dare say i ain’t

like catfish in a barrel
chew on a dawg
hollar on squirrel

wooohooo
i can’t afford my kids- so i’ll have ten more
oh, baby jesus- why are we so poor?

look at me and my camo hat and my john deer tractor and my genuine confederate flag bumper sticker
i’m so country
i’ll show you how to husk, shuck, truck, and f-ck your very own corn beaver

- turdflesh lyrics

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