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guidance thru science - tungsten clan lyrics

[all verses: scientific method man]

with so much to teach in chemistry
it’s kinda hard being mr. l-u-n-d
but i, somehow, someway, keep comin’ up with crazy cool demos
that be showin’ you the ways
that atoms have interactions
be it a physical change or a chemical reaction
i got students in the cl-ssroom learnin’ equations
and they ain’t leavin’ till they get their calculations
density equals “m” over “v”
if you know how much dissolves, you know its solubility
at ease…
if there’s a difference in pressure then you’ll feel a breeze

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i’m just goin’ through the chapters, teaching science
tryin’ ta give my students some guidance
yeah, with my mind on my ions and my ions on my mind

now later on that tri
my students started cramin’ for an exam
comin’ in the blink of an eye
and they said to me, “what should i study? i want an a or a b
want a scientific career that brings lots of honeys
makes lots of money. it ain’t funny. don’t call me no dummy.”
i had to step up off of that, and set my chalk down
look ‘em in the eye and lay the science down:
you need your solid, liquid, gas states. particle collision rate
acid / base t-trate. will this reaction produce a solid carbonate?
teachin’ the c’s is like fightin’ entropy
that’s disorder to you and me

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now i done told you, that acids and bases have two different faces
and equilibrium’s the opposite of stasis
chem reactions have single and double replacement
best study this hard and avoid disgracement
it’s scientific method man – you know my st–ze
who else be knowin’ these elemental flows that be blowin’ through me like a breeze?
scientific poetry and high standards that i teach
tryin’ ta get the kids to see through science and technology you can avoid poverty
it’s sean combs who said “it’s all about tha benjamins.”
i’ll do him one more, my friend, cause ben was a physicist in the end
that’s why we keep comin’ in, payin’ close attention
studious discipline, makin’ sure our homework’s turned in
so when we get outta here, we can land a good career and keep the cash comin’ in!
with electrochemistry, i’ll be shockin’ ya. periodicity, i’ll be rockin’ ya
but when it comes to your learnin’, i’ll never be blockin’ ya
from the first day of school till we clean out our lockers

[hook/chorus]
bleach is somethin’ you never ever ever want to mix with ammonia!

- tungsten clan lyrics

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