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rudolph the redneck reindeer - tuberculosis twins lyrics

[intro: mc lunshabul]
shout out blake’s hard cider
we no longer drinkin’ p*ss, we drinkin’ caramel apple
eugh

[verse: mc lunshabul]
he got bulldog face, he looking like lil baby
he look like carly rae, i might call him maybe
leprechaun in the hood, he built like ice spice
he begging me for the pain, boy you are not nice
ninki minjaj, this dude a b*tch*itch
put my meat in his buns, like it’s which wich
he post the tape on twitter, he a big snitch
he got 12 inches in his back, like he sl!ck rick

[break]
okay, let’s get the presents under the tree
alright, you have them?
i thought you had them
oh for the love of god, they’re still in the sleigh

[verse: lil’ tizm]
asking santa for some diamonds, i got that ice
he’ll give me what i want, ’cause i’m naughty, not nice
i can’t see out my eyes, i’m like those little mice
i got a grip on me, yeah that sh*t is vice
bring out the vhs, time for a taping
when she bend it over, that sh*t is gaping
bill cosby, ’cause you know i like lacing
grippin’ on your sausage like i am a casing
[break]
how the h*ll are we gonna get back inside?
alright, find a rock

[verse: mc lunshabul]
big d*ck randy, i’ma pull up to your playground
i need me a b*tch who can’t see, i’ll go to k*town
i be nuttin’ swimming pools, you gon’ have to sleigh down
he must have an extra chromosome, he always down
pheromone cologne, i got ants on my b*lls
i’ma pull up to your home and start decking the halls
i mean d*ck in the halls, no d*ck in the walls
i’ve been slurping on his meat so much i can’t even talk

[break]
it’s kind of a funny story
oh cr*p
quick stewie, get the bat
mommy

[verse: lil’ tizm]
acting like a felon, you know i’ll be imprisoned in
a big jail, that kind they k!ll infants in
they got me wiretapped, ’cause they wanna listen in
i save n*ggas, just like i am the crimson chin
when i suck on his meat it’ll start bleeding
i’ll say, “oh sh*t, why is your d*ck bleeding?”
he’ll say, “holy sh*t, my d*ck is f*cking bleeding”
we go to the er because his d*ck is bleeding
[break: lil’ tizm & mc lunshabul]
now speaking of f*cking diamonds, he didn’t give me any f*cking diamonds
that n*gga gave me coal, i’ma go to his f*cking house
i’ma k!ll his f*cking elves, i’ma f*ck his wife
i’ma burn that f*cking house down
f*ck that n*gga, truly
santa a b*tch
he a fraud
i drink, i smoke, i f*ck b*tches
i would be on the naughty list
so why, why am i getting gifts?
why i got a bad b*tch?
shout out my wife

[outro]
oh my god, we’re in the wrong house

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