i am / banquet freestyle - troy womble lyrics
[intro]
yo, uhh…
i can’t record this, well
i can’t record it but i can say it perfectly
i can rap it perfectly when i’m not on the mic actually recording
it’s pretty r-t-rded because i’ve been sittin’ here
trying to record this and get it just right
umm… it’s just a freestyle i was dared to kick at work
i thought it all up, got it all wrote down
and my phone keeps vibratin’ and y’all keep hearin’ it
cause it’s sittin’ right next to the mic
anyway i hope this… y’know the quality sounds good
i’m on a macbook pro mic, uhh
i don’t have a moniker and i’m about 30 seconds in
and i haven’t said a bar yet so, here we go uhh
yo, -clears throat-
[verse 1]
i am sicker than a man with wicker baskers filled with acid
droppin’ like moll-sses onto where your wave cap sits
homie, i am sicker than a senior citizen with an empty medicine cabinet
yo, i am sicker than an asian that doesn’t know what math is
and i am sicker than a man with no tonsils
in the hospital swallowin’ a small popsicle
yo, this is the white suburban kid’s gospel
this is part four of hostel
my style is illogical and my thought process is impossible
to understand that i am a pharaoh
makin’ moves like de niro
i am a marksman sendin’ words at you like arrows
and i am the art you see in the murals
i get dollar, make it plural homie
i am judge, jury and executioner
abusin’ ya, spittin’ unholy rhymes call me lucifer
doin’ 95 in my lambo just cruisin’, yup
homie, you’d be foolish to step against me
for i am not even an mc
i am elohim’s prophecy with the power to destroy all colonies
i am a monster, i melt mics with my breath
homie, p.l.u.r. and hip-hop to the death
[outro]
haha… -deep breath-
okay, yo i said that really fast
i prolly got a work on my flow a little bit
uhh, well let me know if you like that
um, i don’t know, uhh…
i’m gonna upload this on rap g*nius real quick
maybe get some annotations verified, who knows
uhm, yep… yep…
phone vibrated again, haha
okay, i’m done, uhh…
bye
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