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xmas song - tripod lyrics

i’m lighting a candle, as i’m looking through my window
to the town square, the snow covered streets are lonely and bare,
yeah
the town christmas tree, winks mockingly at me,
cause i should be spending christmas with you.
i wrapped my last gift and put the cellatape away,
checked the answering machine
and in the distance, a choir sings
aaaaahhh
about the joy that christmas brings
and it’s making me feel blue,
cause i should be spending christmas with you,
but it breaks my heart that that’s the place i just can’t be,
cause i hate your family.
the day i met you,
i knew you could get me through.
when we’re alone, my world is complete, you’re all that i need.
but when your family call,
they sh-t me up the wall,
spending time with them just makes my brain bleed.
and it’s making me feel blue,
cause i should be spending christmas with you,
but i’d rather string my nuts up to a christmas tree,
cause i hate your family.
the night i first met them,
the dog was drunk,
and your father threatened me with a knife.
your sister showed me
her collection of eels,
and what she did then will stay with me for life.
and it’s making me feel blue,
cause i should be spending christmas with you,
but i’d rather drink a tumbler full of walrus wee,
cause i hate your family.
with your brother doing d-ck tricks at the table,
i can’t believe your mum asked me to play spin the bottle.
yeah i’d rather be enclosed in a box of killer bees,
yeah i’d rather be attacked by giant chimpazees,
yeah i’d rather wear a suit designed by jenny keye
your mum is dumb
and your dad is mad
and that’s why i’m so sad

- tripod lyrics

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