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fuck having kids (i just wanna do skidz) - tricky mac & benny t lyrics

f*ck having kids (i just wanna do skidz) lyrics
[verse one: tricky mac]
having a kid would make me so unhappy
couldn’t think of nothing worse than changing a nappy
if i want something sh*tting on my floor i’ll get a staffy
if i want someone munting on my clothes i’ve got my girlfriend
and if one day, i stuffed her in the m*ff
and then it turned out she was up the duff
i’d do the following, do it without forcing
but i’d maybe hint, get an abortion?
tammy hembrow makes being a mum look fun
but that’s coz, she’s a f*cking millionaire and you’re not
good luck paying for child care and a cot
you won’t have any cash to spare to buy pot
what, the f*ck are you thinking
if you get preggas that’s nine months without drinking
plus all the extra costs you’ll be paying
those are the reasons that i’m saying

[hook: tricky mac]
f*ck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
f*ck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
f*ck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
f*ck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
f*ck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
f*ck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
f*ck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
f*ck having kids!
[verse two: tricky mac]
the only time i’m playing here comes the aeroplane
is with myself and a spoon and a bump of cocaine
don’t have the ability for responsibility
rather do ketamine for the tranquility
i know giving birth is beautiful and all that sh*t
but i don’t wanna touch my kid’s head when i f*ck you with my d*ck
you used to be tight girl, i loved how it fit
now you’re wide like steve harmison’s first ball in ’06
and as life goes on there’s a lot to ponder
would i rather a daughter or doughies in my honda
according to my mum and my dad
having kids was the worst idea they ever had
so should i carry on a life of benders and deals?
or should i start planning my gender reveal
just thinking about it is stressing me out
just thinking about it makes me wanna shout

- tricky mac benny t lyrics

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