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act i: heaven - tricky mac & benny t lyrics

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[benny t]
xristos anesti, you know who the f*ck it is
benny t pusti malaka, come and suck my d*ck

i’ve got dust to sniff and a bunch of biscuits
so, chop us a mix and let’s get twisted

you want to know where the f*ck i’ve been?
let me take you back to july 2019

one sunday at about 1pm
i jumped in bed cleaned up a couple bumps of ket

and kicked back, pulled out my sack
my phone started buzzing, it’s tricky f*cking mac

[tricky mac]
yeah, benny f*ckin’ t where the f*ck are you at?
i’m seshin’ out at declan’s and i’ve got a pack of rack

[benny t]
well tricky mac
the sesh doesn’t being till benny t walks in
and doesn’t еnd
until i’m looking like stephen hawkins
f*ckеd from the neck up
’til i can’t tell my c*ck from my left nut

but i’m already smashing cones
like and ice cream truck in a car crash
sniffing up ketamine like pharlap

so, i’ll meet up with you later
i hung up the phone, pulled out the nanganator

then the last thing i remember
after sniffing up my final bump of keta

was loading up the nangs
and like kurt cobain
i pumped two holes right through my brain

when i woke up
i went to smoke up
but what i saw before me got me all choked up

the most beautiful girl i ever did see
like an extra*large gwen stefani (ah geez)

what a sweet escape
she called me over and asked if benny t’s my name
it seemed that she wanted to give me some brain
until she uttered the words time to meet your fate
well, if you say so
then i looked up and saw she had a halo

that’s when i realized
i was standing at the front of a line
to a club that i’d never seen before in my life
and the door b*tch said:

[angel/door b*tch]
you went to hard in your nang, and now your dead
yes, you’ve f*cked it and your souls up for judgement

to get into heaven you’ve gotta give up drugs
and p*ssy (no!)
nangs (no!)
ket (no!)
the sesh (no!)

[benny t]
continued to read a complete list for
everything your benny t f*ckin lives for

i couldn’t believe it
then god came before me and so did saint peter
and confirmed the ultimatum
if i don’t repent, i’ll need to speak with satan
aw but, you have to face it
a weekend not wasted is a weekend wasted
that’s why when i get my pay slip
i f*cking waste it

‘coz there ain’t no other life that’s meant for me
did you forget? i’m benny f*cking t

and so, i told god himself
if there’s no seshin’ in heaven then let me rot in h*ll

you motherf*cker

yeah, suck my d*ck
‘coz life isn’t worth livin’ if i can’t get blasted

and god said “so be it you c*nt
your fate will be decided by beelzebub”

and with the fl!ck of his wrist
i was kicked out of heaven
and all of time and sp*ce within a split second
collapsed in itself
from heaven i fell
and then i could tell i was heading to h*ll

- tricky mac benny t lyrics

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