spamton vs. caine - trav shark lyrics
[intro: the announcer and spamton]
epic rap battles of housery
caine
vs*
we interrupt this intro for some breaking news
[verse 1: spamton]
have you ever been trapped inside a [virtual show]
where some dentures try to censor every [word that you know]
you’re but a pilot, kid, i’m bigger, you’ve got minimal figures
[feel free to drown yourself in the digital river]
[you really think you have a chance?!] to stand up to me?
your own va was famous for fandubbing me!
don’t mind if i shine light on your relation with moon. (ha)
somebody oughta get this pair a pair of [dating shoes]
just a [burst] of thought that i’d struggle to ignore
i dish l!cks like bubble when there’s a puddle on the floor
trust me [littlе sponge], you’ll be fighting me not
whеn i lock him in the void like [hyperlink blocked]
tell me what’ll happen when all your people abstract?
you’d be trapped inside a game, way too punish you for your [acts]
like a [crown of th*rns], i’ll cut deep on this child’s toy
[i’m so fly], while your voice was swiped by flyboy
[verse 2: caine and kinger]
uhhh caine… i think this scam abstracted!
relax. i’m sure this darkner’s just buggy
that’s the guy who got kris to have his plan enacted!
hey! we got a sale on “blackmail for dummies”
anyways, here, let me show you around
there’s kinger, pomni, and kaufmo the clow*
wait a minute where’s kaufmo? has anyone seen him?
seems he’s late, like your full game releases
jesus, haven’t met a man so mangled
this dangled angel is as two faced as gangle
seems like you’re tangled and frayed like a bowtie
i’ll take out my cain and then bang it through both eyes
i’ll put the pedal to the metal, like the vessels that you’d peddle
went bananas off track, now you’re meddling with jevil!
and hey! it’s no shock why you dropped from your slipknots
ironic, this kid’s cut quick by a big shot
[verse 3: spamton and jevil]
chaos! chaos! a masterful verse!
even a lack of order when you’re rapping? huh
oh please! can’t admit that your patter was worse?
i’ll send both you toys back to chapter 1
(hahaha!)
you’re [k!lling me kid]. all these raps are futile
can’t look up half of your cast on google
these jabs are [half off], too fast and brutal
i’ll hack this jack off, your acts aren’t fruitful
i’m not talking cats, you can’t [manage your tasques.]
seen better leadership from queen with her hand on a glass
kid with all your glitches you should just consider [letting go]
you can call me [swatch], i just served this spaghetti code
[verse 4: caine, bubble and jax]
spaghetti? yum! oh you parasite, please!
caine, come on! he’s just a sob the knight beat
he might be, but he reeks of “boss fight”
this ain’t the first time he’s lost the “mike”
toby switched settings, still failed the blunder
don’t need the wacky watch to see what tale you’re under
you want my cash or my soul? well i’m giving you neither
go back to cyber city ‘cuz you’re silent in this cypher
you started fighting kris, but he got through to your heart
i’d say your life is like zooble because you pulled it apart
and now your legacy is gone, your grave is buried in snow
so on this picky pipis pitcher, that’s curtains closed
[outro: the announcer]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles *ka*ching* of housery
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