typecasting inc. (skit) - tpk lyrics
[skit]
-welcome to world casting incorporated.-
-here we will provide your role based on certain attributes that you provide us with…-
-the process is harmless and will only take like a few minutes to complete.-
-please, have a seat.-
well thank you, i can’t wait to be casted in some sort of important role
so how am i doing right now…
-well you seem a bit forced…-
forced?
-your posture seems a bit stiff…-
stiff?
-your skin color is white…-
white? what the?
-and your dress code is awkward.-
i love this sh-t!
-i don’t know how to describe you, and your music is like…-
you never even listened to my music!
-really, really terrible…-
-i guess i have to cast you in the position of; a failure-
oh come on! i work so hard to get a good role
-well this was the role you were provided with based on certain attributes that you provided-
-if you disagree with this decision, please go to a different casting agency-
different casting agency? they gave me the same role like 20 times man, can’t you give me a different role?
-i’m sorry, this is the role you are provided with. you cannot disagree, nor can you escape your fate.-
-if you dare escape your fate you will be punished by death.-
death? what the f-ck is this sh-t, i’m out of here…
f-ck you and your typecasting bullsh-t, i’m a motherf-cking rapper…
i’m going to prove to people that i’m not a failure…
i’m a motherf-cking rapper man…
i can do this!
f-ck all you people, i can do this!
i don’t need you…
i don’t need your casting agency i can do this myself…
peace!
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