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invasion of flat booty bitches - too $hort lyrics

[intro]
baby, check this out!
yeah, you
i wanna ask you a question:
where is your -ss?
baby, what happened?

[verse 1]
a n-gg- like me i know what’s up
i want a nasty b-tch with a lot of b-tt
if i can’t find one anywhere
it turns my dreams to nightmares
baby right there ain’t got no -ss
but she’s ok if she’s got cash

[chorus]
b-tches, b-tches, b-tches
invasion of the flat booty b-tches

[verse 2]
i’ll tell you ’bout a day that i had
seen nothin but b-tches with no -ss
i woke up early feeling shabby
got juiced up with a big fat cabby
cuz every morning you know i have
a big fat cabby and a nice hot bath
just soakin, smokin, sir too short
thinkin about the day before
thirty minutes after i woke out
i pulled a freak and took her to the house
she was h-lla young, with alotta b-tt
she sucked my d-ck and then we f-cked
that [?] tight p-ssy, i wouldn’t p-ss
a light-skinned freak with so much -ss
at 1 p.m. i was f-ckin away
i wanna do the same thing again today
i want b-tches, b-tches, and more b-tches
invasion of the flat booty b-tches

[verse 3]
the day my story made itself
every b-tch i saw was flat as h-ll
i told myself i must need gl-sses
where’s them b-tches with the big round -sses
me and my group just wanna be tough
freak two b-tches then switch ’em up
it was 3:35, the strip was lit
every two blocks i seen a b-tch
but that ain’t nuthin’ but a cap
none of them b-tches didn’t have no -ss
waitin’ on the bus, some was walkin’
me and my homie just started talkin’
i said “homie, she looks good”
he said that -ss is flat as wood
i said what about vicky in the black
he said, short, she’s all that

[chorus]

the invasion was on…

[verse 4]
every single day of the week
for every n-gg- living there’s a freak
if you’ve got game and a bed
why not get f-cked and get some head
cuz b-tches all over wanna get worked
i just need one with alotta turf
me and my homie, rollin’ and smokin’
flat booty b-tches took over oakland
i told my homie, i hate to say
all the b-tches with booties stayed home today
and he said short, what now?
put the pedal to the metal and hit the b-town
i thought them b-tches out there was fine
but the invasion was on and it f-cked my mind

[chorus]

[verse 5]
we hit the b-town like oakland players
i knew it, b-tches was everywhere
the first one had t-ts so fat
but that don’t work, her -ss was flat
the second b-tch was flat too
i capped on her like a motherf-ckin fool
i said “b–tch!” i know i’m cappin
where’s your -ss, baby what happened
she turned around and capped on me
she said, f-ck you n-gg-, where’s your teeth
i d-mn near fell jumpin out the car
but i slapped that b-tch, and slapped her hard
my homie said short we gots to cut
but i was kickin that b-tch in her big flat b-tt
i kicked her -ss, got in the ride
looked at the b-tch and said bye bye

[chorus]

the invasion was on..

[verse 6]
we parked the car and took a walk
i saw another b-tch and i had to talk
i said baby, baby, baby come here
yeah you baby with your long long hair
baby came over from across the street
she was standin on the corner just talking to me
i was spittin’ the game but i talked too fast
cuz i didn’t even notice that big flat -ss
sh-t, and i was ready to go
we was rollin back to the o
i told that b-tch i changed my mind
she looked at me and she said why?
i said i’m sir too short, the oakland player
i’m not one of them n-gg-s who don’t care
it’s no thang to do my duty
but not with you and yo flat booty
flat ain’t the [?] superstar
i could see if you was white, but you’re black as tar

[chorus]

[verse 7]
in the berkeley temp, what did we find?
freak after freak with no behind
one long day, i never got in
i’m glad that sh-t never happened again

[outro]
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
d-mn, i must be dreamin
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
wake me up ‘fore i start screaming
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
what’s this world comin to?
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
where’s your -ss, what happened to you?
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
the invasion is on…

- too hort lyrics

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