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trick my truck - tony justice lyrics

[verse 1]
she’s a*huffing and puffing and taking her own sweet time
she’s a*fussing and a*guzzling and running me way behind
her sleeper lost a corner when i jackknifed my trailer last year
it’s beat all to h*ll and hung up in d*mn sixth gear

[verse 2]
one of them number system bed*jobs for my back and, uh, a dvd
beads that cover up the master’s suite and a big ol’ flatscreen tv, ha!
ain’t got to be in hd but it’d be nice if it was
just give me flames and chrome
make it go faster than it does

[chorus]
i wish somebody would trick my truck
’cause it’s broker than you*know*what
it’s squeaking louder than a rubber duck
ain’t mudding but i still get stuck
this thing is slower than a one*wheel drive
can’t even get it up to 45
come on, show me some luck
somebody trick my truck
[bridge]
all the other truckers on the interstate
they just keep on trucking while i stick here and wait
i’ve seen these folks’ signals, i’m the laughing stock
i just hope i’ll make it to the pilot parking lot

[guitar solo]

[chorus 2]
this thing is slower than my two ex*wives
can’t even get it up to 45
come on, show me some luck
somebody trick my truck

[outro]
i guess i’m just all out of luck
you oughta trick my truck
(new tires? something?)
(h*rn that blows?)
(i’ve seen them chrome kn*bs)

- tony justice lyrics

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