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blue screen of death - tom smith (3) lyrics

every time your computer crashes… a cuddly kitten dies
the impending horror flashes in its innocent kitten eyes
from its gentle purr to its down*soft fur, it begins to vaporize
with one heart*wrenching “mrew?” with its last breath
it’s a victim of the blue screen of death

when your net connection drops, a baby seal is clubbed
when the flow of data stops, its tiny head is drubbed
and you think your ping is the only thing that just got whacked and scrubbed…
but, somewhere, sad brown eyes are asking why?
because of that blue screen, they had to die
all those endless software patches and the service packs as well
have empowered cyberdemons from the darkest pits of h*ll
think of every download mirror that was broken when you came
now, for each one, seven years of bad luck, that still works the same…

when powerpoint fails the mission, a fairy loses its wings
all those slides and cool transitions flense the flight gear off the things
and it’s tinkerbell you’ve sent to h*ll at your quarterly meetings
while peter pan forlornly calls her name
never knowing the blue screen her soul did claim

is it more like the grim reaper, or a black cat ‘cross your path?
is life only an equation? and how do we do the math?
is it instinct or misguided play or deliberate attack?
is there any way to stop it without switching to a mac?

every time your system goes down, a puppy dog is kicked
when the firewall needs a hose*down, a bunny’s getting bricked
but amidst the fear, the end is near, the computer has been tricked…
we’ve found a way to disable that blue screen
but who knows what will happen now it’s green?

- tom smith 3 lyrics

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