vulgar - toddy boi lyrics
intro
(he can’t say that) i’ll say what i want!
(he’s disgusting, he’s vile) i called you a c-nt that’s what i called you!
(i’m so offended? shut the f-ck up!
(he did this one song) i’m toddy boi i’m ment to be vulgar!
(how rude!) t.o.d.d.y
(ban him he’s horrible, he’s horrible!) you can’t ban me i’m toddy boi!
(how is the guy allowed to rap?)
verse 1
it’s been a while since you last heard toddy boi speak
that perverted freak i’ll finger a girl in her sleep
well b-tch there’s nothing that you can say to me
two no’s mean a yes, roosh v
somewhere i read that women are thick as f-ck
well i’m trying to master the art, get in pandora’s box
rip off my socks, my shirt and unleash the rock
and 3 questions later, she’ll be on my c-ck?
b-ll-cks! i think i’d rather just get the duct tape
remember you can’t spell rap without rape (aaaah)
but lately i’ve learned that life’s a bit f-cked
so dont go chasing waterfalls you might fall off
and dont go acting hard when really your just a poof
hating -ss b-tches, i’ve really had enough
of fake friends, idiots and pure waste men
if you’ve got a problem say it to my face then!
chorus
dont f-ck with toddy (dont f-ck with me)
dont f-ck with toddy ( dont f-ck with me)
dont wanna hurt n0body
but i will catch your body
(x2)
verse 2
i love to see a woman get misused
so p-ss the lube, my laptop and some tissues
f-ck my heart it’s my brain that’s got the issues
i used to love a girl and to be honest i still miss you
but if you get offended or if you think it’s a sick tune
i thank you, but either way i’m getting some sh-t views
i want to be recognised, hey it’s you!
the guy that writes my favourite song, your a sick dude!
you’ve got bars man, plus i think he’s cute
well that’s cool, now bend over and get abused
see you, forgot my lyrics can make you feel sick too
but may too much attention and they can get misconstrued
am i making a point? no being purposely rude
you dont like what i say? i’ve got the wrong att-tude
well i dont give a f-ck and i’m not in the mood
i won’t stop till your girlfriend is sending me nudes
dont f-ck with toddy (dont f-ck with me)
dont f-ck with toddy ( dont f-ck with me)
i dont want to hurt n0body
but i will catch your body
dont f-ck with toddy (dont f-ck with me)
dont f-ck with toddy ( dont f-ck with me)
dont wanna hurt n0body
but i will catch your body
verse 3
you dont like my music? you think i’m too vulgar?
you dont like my lyrics? you think i’ve took it too far?
well i dont give a f-ck call me the skinny bizarre
it’s not my fault that you took it to heart
i grew up listening to eminem and watching south park (godd-mn it)
so there is no f-cking wonder why my lyrics are so dark
but at the end of the day, i’m really not that -rs-d
if you can’t tell when im being serious, well that’s just a farce
cos half of what i say are literally just bars
and if you slag me off i dont care who you are
do you think im being serious? who am i going to harm?
if that’s really what you think? well im coming for you, ta
i’m a criminal, who’s wanted for rape and murder
offensive to women, disgusting, his views are
completely wrong, he shouldn’t say that, yeah bla bla
like a d-ld- in your girl you can shove it up your -rs-
dont f-ck with toddy (dont f-ck with me)
dont f-ck with toddy (dont f-ck with me)
dont want to hurt n0body
but i will catch a body
(x2)
outro
haha alright if none of that upset you, then this album could be for you, cos at the end of the day, i’ve got no shame
toddy boi, toddy boi
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