literal the hobbit trailer - toby turner & tobuscus lyrics

warner bros., new line, metro.
stop to say h-llo to your excentric neighbor.
the actor who use to play bilbo’s too old.
so they recast him. now he’s young
and gandalf’s still old as h-ll (no offence ian mckellen)
ride a mini horse. screw it, just watch or run.
duce the strengths of each companion
blade throw, arrows, bouncing cobwebs.
baldness, oldness, left wrist, happiness, heaviness