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the rose rap - toby fox lyrics

[rose, spoken]
all right, strider, let’s do this thing.
strider, let me break it down like this for ya.
(sung)
there once was a violet femme fatale
whose violent violin sung sweet without
the tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats
like icy halloween breeze, so fresh were his beats

but alone they were weak, no revolution
together, over time, there was an evolution
they met on the net and there was a fusion
like danimals yogurt breakfast frusion

hearts
and minds
and souls
and hearts
they loved
each other
you bag
of farts

they promised to be each other’s baby mommy babies
but now they’re caught in their lies
their fingers in another person’s pies
guilty of another person’s scabies

strider heart to heart
don’t treat me like a fool
you may have played me, but my heart waylaid me
i wanna be your baby mommy too

[dave]:
rose, i know your emotions
i want you to know i mirror your devotion
you won’t see this kind of depravity on the serengeti
woop! there goes gravity
mom’s spaghetti
i screwed up, i f-cked up
i got screwed and f-cked
i’m the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked
i wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby
but you know i can’t do it, just too much trubby
we’re related, rose, that’s the problem, not the other
we can’t be baby mommy daddies ’cause you’re my sister and i’m your brother
these feelings that you’re feeling, i got the same idea
i know i screwed up and probably caught gonorrhea
(spoken)
but the truth, rose, is that…we can’t have a baby because it will be r-t-rded, and besides, incest is disgusting, and, um…anyone that condones pedophilia or incest is, um…bad, and they should see a psychiatrist, and also…will you marry me so we can run away together.

[rose, spoken]:
yes, dave! take me away!

[dave & rose]:
strider heart to heart
i wanna treat you like a fool
you may have played me, but my heart waylaid me
i wanna be your baby mommy
wanna be your baby mommy
baby mommy, baby mommy, tooooo

[rose, spoken]:
oh my god, i hate garageband so much.
i came as fast as i could.

dave, i lied!

[dave, spoken]:
rose, i, i mean, i think we can work through this-

[rose, spoken]:
no, i lied! i’m not pregnant!
i’m just fat.

[dave, spoken]:
oh, rose.
i don’t care.
being pregnant might be against the rules of the mspa forum…

[karkat, spoken]:
i’m going to throw up.

[dave, spoken]:
but…
shipping us together is not.

[john, spoken]:
gross!
everyone cover your eyes!
the two naked incestuous teenagers are…kissing…
gross…

[karkat, spoken]:
mmmmmmmmmmmm!

[rose, spoken]:
(gross kissing noises)
that’s hot.

- toby fox lyrics

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