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trapped in a hot pockets commercial - tobuscus lyrics

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[voiceover]
1pm, he’s still in bed
hearing singing in his head
look at the clock, he’s late
for a job he’ll lose soon at this rate
trip on the sheet, hit the ﬂoor, start crawling
look at the phone, your boss is calling

[tobuscus]
who is that?

[voiceover]
go to the kitchen, look for snacks in the cabinet
but there’s just plates

[tobuscus]
dude!

[voiceover]
that’s where he keeps his plates, he knows that

[tobuscus]
shut up!

[voiceover]
open up the freezer to get some snackages
two hot pockets sandwich packages

[tobuscus]
what is this, a hot pockets commercial? why is the music so disproportionately epic?

[voiceover]
there’s a force ﬁeld on the freezer ’til he reads the label
then he can grab the box and go to the table

[tobuscus]
dude, i gotta go to work now!

[voiceover]
there’s always time for reading when it leads to eating

[tobuscus]
okay. limited edition cuban style and spicy beef nacho

[voiceover]
sing it!

[tobuscus]
no!

[voiceover]
sing!

[tobuscus]
limited edition cuban style and spicy beef nacho!
how’d you make me do that??

[voiceover]
phone rings, your boss is calling
decline boss and sing ingredients

[tobuscus]
roasted pork, hickory ham
mm, mm! pickles, swiss cheese, i am
at a loss of words, i never heard
of béchamel sauce, but i’m sure it’s great

[voiceover]
it is great!

[tobuscus]
i figured

[voiceover]
now sing what’s in the spicy beef one
and sound like me this time

[tobuscus]
spicy beef and the cheese of the nacho
sauce and a touch of the jalapeño
okay, can i cook these now?

[voiceover]
i’ve already cooked one, it’s okay, you’re welcome!

[tobuscus]
you already… you cooked them? oh, thanks

[voiceover]
eat it now!

[tobuscus]
i was walking, i was gonna sit down myself
ah!
just… let me eat… at my own pace! okay?

[voiceover]
limited edition, soon you’ll be wishing
they’d be here forever
now sing about the ﬂavor

[tobuscus]
i can’t, my mouth’s full

[voiceover]
now!

[tobuscus]
did you just make me swallow??

the beef is beefy, the spice is spicy
the jalapeño compliments the onions nicely!

[voiceover]
now sing about the other one

[tobuscus]
cuban style makes me smile
too bad it’ll be gone in a while
i’m going to the store to h–rd up a pile

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