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been caught wankin' - tism lyrics

your mother gives the bathroom door
a final and desperate yankin’ –
i been caught w-nkin’
“what’s taking so long?!” she’d implore
‘cept here’s something she’s not seen before
oh man, you been caught w-nkin’
i been caught w-nkin’

it’s probably pretty freudian
but it’s happened to every man
i been caught w-nkin’
someone walks too suddenly in
and you’re left standin’ with a silly grin
and your dodger’s still in your hand

i just been readin’ n.m.e
’bout what lately has got cred
they been caught w-nkin’
look, it’s true that it might just be me
but i tell you what, as far as i can see
they’re m-ssaging kojak’s head
they been caught w-nkin’
he’s a bloke you could meet any day
last names? – hey, just drop it
he been caught w-nkin’
“tom and nicole” he’ll often say
in his own familiar nice bloke way
hey ray – get your hand off it
been caught w-nkin’

we all saw the funeral for lady di
and didn’t you just want to barf?
they been caught w-nkin’
the media all with their snouts in the sty
crocodile tears caught in their eyes
you had to be heartless not to laugh
they been caught w-nkin’

why is it just so hard not to gag
when a rock star adopts some big issue?
rock star, caught w-nkin’
“no animal cruelty” they’re likely to brag
but later they’ll put a fish up some slag
for godsakes, who’s taken all the tissues?
rock star, caught w-nkin’

a bad boy image does no real harm
so by all means, go be caught stealin’
you been caught w-nkin’
go be caught crackin’ car alarms
be caught with a needle stuck up your arm –
just don’t be caught with spoof on the ceilin’
been caught w-nkin’

- tism lyrics

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