my heineken keg - tiny tin lady lyrics
this song is the product of a heineken keg
a rhyming dictionary and very few brain cells
helen bought a heineken keg
you can have some if you beg
you can have it for free if you’re dave pegg
but please some for me, o*
oh i love my heineken keg
don’t you love my heineken keg
let’s take a drink from the heineken keg
plеase save me thе very last dreg
helen bought a heineken keg
from a pirate with a wooden peg leg
spat in her face and then said “skeg!”
that’s a nautical term, o*
oh i love my heineken keg
don’t you love my heineken keg
let’s take a drink from the heineken keg
please save me the very last dreg
helen bought a heineken keg
? though she said
she opened it up and got covered in smeg
that’s a red dwarf term, o*
oh i love my heineken keg
don’t you love my heineken keg
let’s take a drink from the heineken keg
please save me the very last dreg
helen bought a heineken keg
then she laid a smelly egg
at least she wasn’t wearing a feilidh*beag
that’s a highland kilt, o*
oh i love my heineken keg
don’t you love my heineken keg
let’s take a drink from the heineken keg
please save me the very last dreg
(random confused piratical interjections.)
oh i love my heineken keg
don’t you love my heineken keg
let’s take a drink from the heineken keg
please save me the very last dreg
helen bought a heineken keg
your mum scrounges a muskeg
if you bought this song from any bootleg
then we will sh*g your mum!
we drank all our heineken keg
right down to the very last dreg
now we’ve all got wobbly legs
so we have got to go to bed
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