
the song for phil daoust - tim minchin lyrics
this is a song for phil daoust
occasional guardian newspaper journal-oust
i never ever ever mentioned your name
or the review that you wrote, when i was new to this game
but now the time has come
i think i’ve dealt with my feelings at last
i really wanna forgive ya, phil
yeah, i wanna put the past in the past-a
oh, and as this is london town
i thought i outta take the opportunity
’cause there’s a pretty good chance
somebody out there will know you
maybe they will p-ss on a message for me
just wanna say, phil daoust
occasional guardian newspaper journal-oust
that it’s been three years since you wrote it
and time is very healing
but i still wanna cut big chunks of flesh out of your stupid face
and make your children watch while i force you to eat them
yeah, i wanna make your children watch you eat your own face-meat
ding dang, ding dang dong
this is my phil daoust song
everybody sing along
la-la-la-la-la-la-la
i hope one of your family members dies
phil, ding dang dong
i’ve written you this special song
to help you get the attention
you obviously, desperately lack
and i know that you’re a smart man
and with such a fine mind, i guess it has to be hard
to resist throwing narcissistic, intellectual tantrums
in the supermarket aisles of your self-regard
just wanna say, phil daoust
i know it must be really hard to be a journal-oust
while a deadline’s always looming, and the pressure to be entertaining
so maybe you should quit and get a job that you’d be better at
like killing yourself, you f-cking c-nt
ding dang, ding dang dong
this is my phil daoust song
everybody sing along
tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
i hope something you love catches on fire
phil, ding dang dong
i’ve written you this special song
to show how far i’ve come along
in my efforts to be more mature in the face of negative feedback
you f-cking poo-face
Random Song Lyrics :
- back in the u.s.s.r. (2018 mix) - the beatles lyrics
- nueva esperanza - eskorbuto lyrics
- when i found you - robby hecht lyrics
- partex (pronounced par-tay) - tonéx lyrics
- i was made for lovin' you (single version) - kiss lyrics
- starsong... what became of us - sylvie lewis lyrics
- the leprechaun - susan reed lyrics
- notorious - trax x lip2shot lyrics
- c.e.t.a.s - ralphthekid & nox lyrics
- weapon formed against me - hayden jamal lyrics