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my name is bob - tim hawkins lyrics

i got an apartment,
i think you know.
but the rent was just to high to pay,
so i got a room mate,
i didn’t know,
and he moved his stuff in yesterday,
when he walked in,
oooooh,
he said to me,
my name’s bob
and i’m a slob
and i just thought i’d let you know
i don’t shave,
and i don’t bathe
and i love to nibble on my toes,
i gotta be honest,
i think you know.
but his odor was one you can’t ignore,
so i tried to take it,
oooooh,
then my sister knocked upon the door,
when she walked in,
oooooh,
bob stuck out his hand,
and said,
my name’s bob,
and i’m a slob,
and i just thought you wouldn’t care,
i don’t shave,
and i don’t bathe,
and i don’t change my underwear,
well my sister freaked out,
i think you know,
she went out the door and ran away,
so i called my buddies,
oooooh,
to teach him a lesson yesterday,
never again,
oooooh,
won’t happen again,
i said, hey bob
you freaky slob,
and my friends pin you to the ground,
and i just said that you,
reek bad,
and i just thought i’d hold you down,
you’re a slob,
oh and i am not,
i just thought i’d let you know,
you’re a slob,
oh and i am not,
i just thought that you should goooooooo

- tim hawkins lyrics

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