major tomtom - tim hawkins lyrics
[intro: tim hawkins & tomtom]
major tim to tomtom
we’re on a trip to see my mom
check your satellite, what highway are we on?
(10) gps (9) to major tim (8, 7, 6)
make a (5) left at highway (4) n (3, 2)
put on (1) cruise control, i’ll help you make it through
(please proceed to the highlighted route)
[verse 1: tim hawkins & tomtom]
this is gps to major tim, you’ve made a big mistake
(recalculating route)
because now we’re in the middle of nowhere
(make legal u*turn)
and your wife is giving you an evil stare
(make legal u*turn!)
this is major tim to gps, you’ve helped me out beforе
we are lost and if you don’t recalculatе
we won’t make it to my mother’s house today
[chorus 1: tim hawkins]
for here am i sitting in my dodge van
far away from home
i paid a lot for you
tomtom, tell me what to do
[instrumental break: tomtom]
satellite malfunction
satellite malfunction
i’m a pretty little dutch girl
with my hair up in a bow
[laughter]
[verse 2: tim hawkins & tomtom]
now we’re off about a thousand miles, i’m feeling very ill
and i think the baby needs a change of clothes
only spanish stations on the radio
(no habla inglés)
[bridge: tim hawkins]
major tim to tomtom
your signal’s dead, is something wrong?
can you hear me now, tomtom?
can you hear me now, tomtom?
can you hear me now, tomtom?
can you*
[chorus 2: tim hawkins]
here am i sitting in my dodge van
far away from home
tomtom blew a fuse
and there’s nothing i can do
[instrumental outro: tomtom]
recomputing
recomputing
recomputing
re*com*pu*ting
re..
com..
pu…
ting..
re…
eh…
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