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american idle - thomas christ lyrics

flipping through channels, king of the remote
laziness is your life’s antidote
we hail and salute you, oh lord of the couch
you’re making quite a difference, there is no doubt
tv guide, popcorn, and chips
crumbs scattered on fat greasy lips
t*shirt stained with mustard and ice cream
surely this is the american dream

laying lazily upon your couch
i’m glad that you got things all figured out!

so brave and so free
an american idle
being all you can be
an american idle
so inspiring to see
an american idle
glued to the tv
an american idle

truе american idle

who needs an eaglе, when we’ve got a whale?
the pretzels and beer never get stale
the world is crumbling, but you’re entertained
you’ve got reality tv, and videogames
i’m calling the hotline, and voting for you
you redefine hero, with everything you do
you’re a modern world leader, a latter*day caesar
everyone’s future kept safe in your freezer
laying lazily upon your couch
i’m glad that you got things all figured out!

you’re a king on a couch
got it all figured out
an american dream
wiping injustice off with your sleeve

you’re the red white and blue
an american idle
all the nothing you do
an american idle
what we need to be
an american idle
proud, dumb, and lazy
an american idle

about this track
too many americans in 2008 were sitting idly by watching american idol and playing video games to help with the music authority’s important work, or anything else for that matter!

- thomas christ lyrics

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