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dad - thick shady lyrics

[hook]
my d*cks gone hard i don’t why
that i find men so hot
i wish i didn’t and i wish that i
was just f*cking straight
but the only things that’s straight is my d*ck
whenever i see a hot guy
it reminds me, that i am g*y, i’m so g*y

[verse 1]
dear thick, i phoned you but you still ain’t calling
it’s your dad, actual f*ck type of sh*t is you involved in?
two weeks ago you was broke and now you ballin’
you selling or dope or are a robbin it from a bank
’cause, shady, i saw what you were jotting in your diary
you wanting liposuction? that’s some f*ck sh*t
you tummy tucking like a f*cking women? c’mon
you know you can just follow dads old trusty exercise program
but the less i know that may be the better
i saw the p*rn tucked under your bed
i don’t know what to say, you into some weird sh*t
why the f*ck you beating your d*ck to an ear kid?
sh*t, i’m fearing it, the truth is appеaring in the booth
i heard the sh*t you was rеcording the other day
i know you saw me pearing in and you didn’t know what to say
froze with a f*cking gaze, are you f*cking g*y?
you can be honest, man, c’mon, i promise i won’t complain
[hook]
my d*cks gone hard i don’t why
that i find men so hot
i wish i didn’t and i wish that i
was just f*cking straight
but the only things that’s straight is my d*ck
whenever i see a hot guy
it reminds me, that i am g*y, i’m so g*y

[verse 2]
dad, can you please stop sending letters please?
you literally live on the same floor as me, dosen’t make any sense
but, anyway, sorry i didn’t answer, i was touring, see
i made a parody of an em song and now i’m sure to be
big, you don’t gotta worry
and i told you to stop talking about the g*y thing
maybe if you guys weren’t so judgmental i’d say something
but with your raging christianity, i know if i come out
you’ll be crazy, kicking, banning me out the house
it’s not my choice, i didn’t decide to be this way
you can try convince me, my d*ck, the chance that he’d obey
it’s pretty slim… i mean thick, sh*t, that reminds me
about the liposuction, i decided to resort to makeshift method
dont say sh*t listen, ok
(cutting noise)
that’s an incision, ok
(vacuum noise)
there’s it’s over with, here’s some gold and sh*t
thats my d*ck, please let go of it
ok, anyway, i appreciate the concern dad
depression and sadness, it can be hard to discern that
but i promise i’m okay, i can ensure that
but answer i have called and i still haven’t heard back
[hook]
my d*cks gone hard i don’t why
that i find men so hot
i wish i didn’t and i wish that i
was just f*cking straight
but the only things that’s straight is my d*ck
whenever i see a hot guy
it reminds me, that i am g*y, i’m so g*y

- thick shady lyrics

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