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monika - theycallmejeff lyrics

[intro]
jeff, what the f*ck are you hiding at me, jeff?
uh, uh, uh
f*ckin’ hate my life, guys
i’m gonna k!ll myself soon
you should probably be alarmed (they* they* they)
they call me jeff, yes it’s true (i’m in danger)
now tell me who the f*ck is* (drunk at)

[chorus]
drunk at 8 am, i don’t like to be sober (nah)
purple, green, and brown help me when i’m blue like grover (blue)
b*tch i’m* b*tch i’m candle lit, feel just like hanukkah
okie dokie, delete my problems just like monika
drunk at 8 am, i don’t likе to be sober
purple, green, and brown hеlp me when i’m blue like grover
b*tch i’m candle lit, feel just like hanukkah
okie dokie, delete my problems just like monika
[verse 1]
well aware that i’m the cause of all of my trauma (yeah)
my world in black and white, d*mn i feel like obama
everything i do just leads to more drama (yep)
my brain in sicko mode, blowin’ up like mo bamba (bamba)
this is all my fault, and it’s f*ckin’ evident (my fault, my fault)
askin’ you to save me like i’m evanescence (please help, please help)
my life question mark, feel like triple x (ayy)
opposite of chrisley, i don’t know what’s f*ckin’ best
my system full of f*cking green, d*mn i feel like shrek (get out my swamp)
when i f*ckin’ talk, you smell the liquor on my breath
movin’ just like zombie, d*mn i feel like geth
on my emo swag, all black when i get dressed (drunk at* drunk at)

[chorus]
drunk at 8 am, i don’t like to be sober (nah)
purple, green, and brown help me when i’m blue like grover (they help me)
b*tch i’m candle lit, feel just like hanukkah (like what, like who?)
okie dokie, delete my problems just like monika
drunk at 8 am, i don’t like to be sober (nope)
purple, green, and brown help me when i’m blue like grover
b*tch i’m* b*tch i’m candle lit, feel just like hanukkah
okie dokie, delete my problems just like monika (yuh)

[verse 2]
all i do is smoke, drink, sleep, beat my meat
b*tch i don’t even f*ckin’ eat, no
everything bores me, i don’t even watch tv
i just wanna stay inside, like the sun don’t f*ck with me
b*tch i’m stayin’ in my pod like a muhf*ckin’ pea, wait (like a muhf*ckin’ what?)
gettin’ out the bed is a godd*mn chore
black cloud above my head, with the lightning like thor, wait (thor)
godd*mn cats scratchin’ at my f*cking door
but they’re the only ones here, so their meows bring me joy (meow)
it’s sad n*gga hours, you can check the f*cking clock (tick tock)
once i start drinkin’, it’s hard for me to stop
my only friends are purp and green, barney and baby bop
so my eyes are always closed, n*ggas say i look like brock
excessive weed and liquor, only thing on my agenda
all i eat is edibles, tell me what the f*ck is dinner?
my mom is in the sky, i just wanna be wit her
so f*ck this game of life, i guess i am a rage quitter (bye)
[chorus]
drunk at 8 am, i don’t like to be sober (nah)
purple, green, and brown help me when i’m blue like grover
b*tch i’m candle lit, feel just like hanukkah
okie dokie, delete my problems just like monika
drunk at 8 am, i don’t like to be sober
purple, green, and brown help me when i’m blue like grover
b*tch i’m* b*tch i’m candle lit, feel just like hanukkah
okie dokie, delete my problems just like monika

[outro]
just monika
ran outta breath

- theycallmejeff lyrics

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