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i went to walmart at 5am - theycallmejeff lyrics

[intro]
what if
i’m really thirsty
i feel we got the firch
(oh, goddammit)

[verse 1]
went to the freshly, get something to drink
nice sh*t, but the water, i don’t know, d*mn sink
how the f*ck i let this skate? by, this ain’t a roller rink (no it’s not)
but the milk expired, godd*mn, this sh*t stink (ew)
ain’t no food in the freezer, man the sh*t that went to stink (oh no)
i might have to go to walmart, yeah i think (i think, i think)
had a bit of wine, which i don’t usually drink (i don’t drink)
but i smoked a blunt, oh my bad, it was three (oh my bad)
[chorus]
guess i’m goin’ to walmart, yeah
guess i’m goin’ to walmart, yeah
guess i’m goin’ to walmart, yeah
now i’m goin’ to f*ckin’ walmart (of course)
goin’ to walmart at five in the morning (goin’ to war)
one more trip at five in the warning
yeah, i’m goin’ to walmart
oh yeah, i’m goin’ to walmart (of course)
b*tch i’m goin’ to walmart
f*ck, i’m goin’ to walmart (oh yеah)
goin’ to walmart at five in the morning
’cause i’m f*ckin’ hungry and i’m f*ckin’ through to sleep

[verse 2]
stеpped into walmart, and i got the shopping cart (of course!)
this right here is my f*ckin’ favorite part (favorite part)
but before the shopping can really f*ckin’ start (f*ckin’ start)
you know i gotta go and f*ckin’ buy some magic cards (hahaha)
it’s not my fault they keep ’em at the front
anyways, back on track, let me get this sh*t done
i see it, i want it, i throw it all in (throw it all)
corn dogs, pizzas, and f*ckin’ ramen
’cause i got the green tea, the sweet tea
the peach tea, the raspberry (uh*huh)
and you know all this sh*t ’bout f*ckin’ gold peak
got some juice, and it was minute maid
country time lemonade (uh*huh)
forgot to pay, but sales forgot we ran out the other way (we ran)
pass ’em, wet it, there’s some food on my fur
baby’s okay, i’ll be on my way (oh yeah)
[chorus]
i went to walmart
b*tch i’m goin’ to walmart
ay, yuh, i went to walmart (yuh)
yuh, i went to walmart
(gang gang) i went to walmart at five in the morning
’cause me and my kiddies are really f*ckin’ hungry
oh my god, oh my god, yuh yuh (look at all y’all)
i went to walmart at five in the morning, yuh yuh (alright)

[outro]
it was five a.m. on the muhf*ckin’ card (i went to walmart)
scary as f*ck, i don’t know it went too hard, ah
die hard, tell that b*tch, ha, hard at ya
alright, h*ll yeah (fight)
alright, ha

- theycallmejeff lyrics

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