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the story of something - thefeethands lyrics

[verse 1: mr. feet]
wake up at 4:00 pm, it’s time to sh*t again
i go into the bathroom and i pull down my pants
by pants i mean underwear, i just needed a rhyme
sit down on the toilet seat, time to sh*t my insides
i’m trying to sh*t so no one bother me
and if you need to pee you’ll have to use a f*cking tree
don’t be a b*tch, i need to sh*t and p*ss
i need to my wipe my ass so i’ll take my f*cking time

[verse 2: mr. feet & wife]
my wife she wakes up at a quarter til’ 5:00
she needs to use the potty, holy f*ck, i need to wipe
please hurry up baby
i’m trying to hurry
don’t get an attitude
i’m just trying to take a poo
i need to pee
baby please don’t get angry
just clench your ass and leave
it doesn’t work that way i got chinеse!
just let me go
you’ll havе to f*cking wait
but baby hurry please
talking won’t quicken the pace
she opened the bathroom door
she huffed and looked angry
i will f*cking stab your f*cking b*lls
if you don’t let me f*cking pee
she pushed me out the seat and sat her p*ssy right on down
this marriage is over, i don’t even love you now
[verse 3: mr. feet & ]
it’s been 2 f*cking years, my wife divorced me
she got a new house and she got remarried
i went to the doctor about my r*ct*m
he said i take a while, because i’m unhealthy

i just learned the doctor married my wife
i might give up on this sh*tty life
they’re gonna have a f*cking kid
and she never visits amy and tim
you don’t need the child support
stop taking my money you f*cking wh0re
just be there for the kids, i’m sorry for needing to sh*t
why god? why? why have you abandoned me?
why did you not give me two*ply?
i could of saved my life, i could of kept my wife
so why god why god?
godd*mnit i sh*t myself

- thefeethands lyrics

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