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the moving song - thefeethands lyrics

[verse 1]
me and my wife got evicted last week
so now we have to pick up and move to missouri (f*ck)
we found a house on the ghetto side of town
with 2 stories and an attic and the walls are brown
it’s time to move in, the funs about to begin
i wake up in my new home
i want some cereal in a bowl
“where the f*ck you put the bowls?”
she like, “i don’t know man i musta forgot
we were packing and sh*t, b*tch we been moving a lot”
i’m like “man what the f*ck
i want some f*cking lucky charms
in a bowl with milk and sh*t
my stomach is alarmed”
“just eat some waffles man
i don’t know what to tell you”
“but i want some lucky charms man!
go get a bowl and spoon”
“okay okay ima go back to bed”
“fine i’ll find it myself!”
“fine, go ahead”
“alright, i will”
“alright, go”
“i am.. now..”
“alright, bye”
“bye”
“go!”
[verse 2]
i go to the kitchen with the boxes
and i opened a dozen (a dozen!)
and no f*cking silverware!
it’s just bottles of lotion
so i go to the attic
and then i open another dozen
and then i go to the bas*m*nt and
holy f*ck i found something
it’s f*cking p*rn! a whole lot of f*cking p*rn!!!!!

[chorus]
fap, fap, fap, fap
fap, fap, fap, repeat
fap, fap, fap, fap
fap, fap, fap

- thefeethands lyrics

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