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closer parody - thecomputernerd01 lyrics

[verse 1]
hey, i was soaking my jeans before i met you
shaved my pits, forgot to renew
this book i borrowed from the zoo
hey, can you please stop spinning ’round and ’round?
check out this battery that i found
i eat my cereal off the ground
(only on tuesdays!)

[pre-chorus]
i know you’re my nephew
but, dude, i’m gonna have to steal this toaster from you
i will pay you back later
right now, got some bread to toast, and a calculator
and i can’t mop, uh-uh!
and i can’t mop!
(i just get so nervous every time i try mopping the floor!)

[verse 2]
i always name my eggs, they’re like my kids
look down, cuc-mbers on my feet
this is a sign, i might just eat
(this photo of harambe!)
i bought myself a tub of mayonnaise last night
called my nurse while drinking some sprite
found a dog inside of this bag
kidding, it was just a pack of t-shirts!

[chorus]
so, baby, here’s my toaster, i just bought it last october
when i stare right at harambe, he tells me to buy more posters
so i bought 20 more posters and now i feel really closer
to my toaster
i might make some toast and i hope you come over, yeah!
t-o-a-s-t! what does that spell? toast!
t-o-a-s-t! what does that spell? harambe!
who doesn’t know how to spell? who?
who doesn’t know how to spell? who?
who doesn’t know how to spell? who?
i know, harambe the gorilla, because he’s a gorilla

- thecomputernerd01 lyrics

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