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bad blood parody - thecomputernerd01 lyrics

[chorus]
’cause, baby, now you’re just plastic
i found you in this cool basket
i thought that you were fantastic
then i saw you were plastic, hey!

[verse 1]
i am a dad and i just got some bad news
my baby’s plastic and i’m sitting here, really confused
thought she was real so i got super excited
i never noticed she was plastic, i was blinded
we played soccer every single monday
she never kicked it back, i just thought she was hungry
i fed her rice and ducks, you know, that stuff that babies eat
i even taught her at the age of one to cross the street

[pre-chorus]
oh, it’s so sad to feed my baby pizza
’cause she won’t eat

[chorus]
’cause, baby, now you’re just plastic
i found you in this cool basket
i thought that you were fantastic
then i saw you were plastic, hey!
baby, now i don’t want you
i’d rather play with my nephew
why won’t you come to life, baby?
i guess you really are plastic

[verse 2]
i sent her back and told her owner she was mad fake
walked in my car and then she was listening to drake
oh my god, i think my baby might be real
so i reeled in a fish and called my doctor about my broken knee
oh, yes, forgot to tell you about my broken knee
when i dropped my baby off, i saw a chimpanzee
tried to catch it, then he punched me straight up in the knee
and now it’s broken, so i bought a tree to feel better

[pre-chorus]
oh, now i’m stuck with
this tiny piece of plastic
why won’t you talk?

[bridge]
pancakes don’t fix bullet holes
i found syrup in a goal
you sit right there and never move
pancakes don’t fix bullet holes
i found syrup in a goal
you sit right there and never move
you sit right there and never move!

- thecomputernerd01 lyrics

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