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space is big - the zach and the jess lyrics

[intro: zach reino, jessica mckenna, zach & jess]

guess what, america!
we just broke up!
with each other!
do we look sad about it? (ha-haa!)
we’re rational adults…
and physicists

[verse: zach reino, jessica mckenna]

yo, you’re mad ’cause you broke up?
guess what, sp-ce gives no f-cks
your small d-ck was the breakup causation?
i’m trying to figure out grand unification
doesn’t matter if your d-ck is the size of a quark
only matter that matters is the matter that’s dark
so unless your d-ck goes on forever
(like sp-ce does)
sp-ce is better
relationship problems, we all got ’em
take, for example, his d-ck was too small. (yeah.)
no one cares in this galaxy
it’s hard for you to find his phallus, see?
this guy didn’t even take a double
when i said his d-ck needed the hubble (telescope!)
we broke up ’cause of other trouble
his favorite nebula’s the horse
mine’s the bubble
(plus my d-ck was too small.)

[chorus/outro: zach reino, jessica mckenna, zach & jess]

push the ones you love away
(why waste time with human emotion when sp-ce is bigger than a billion oceans?)
and leave your fiance
(problems get red dwarfed by sp-ce
higgs particles are bigger than the tears on my face.)
combine all d-cks on earth into one big super d-ck
sp-ce is still way bigger

plus i have a fear of intimacy
thank you
you’re welcome
wow, this is a little too late
yeah, i know

- the zach and the jess lyrics

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