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the kinky neighbor song - the wet spots lyrics

it happens fairly often
when we get to getting off
and then a soft and tender thud comes through the wall
we know that they can hear us
it’s their little way to cheer us
on, since they apparently have no s-x at all

we suspect that they’re a little shy
yes, that must be the reason why
they never seem to look us in the face
we’ll have to have a “do”
where we invite them over to
get to know us in a confidential way

and we’ll say:
hi there, we’re your kinky neighbours!
it’s great that you came by to see the pad!
hi there, we’re your kinky neighbours;
how lovely that you brought your mum and dad
won’t you step in and have a gin and tonic?
we’ll mix it up and serve it in a nice colonic
hi (hi!) we’re your kinky neighbours
and we know how to treat our neighbours right

have you met our friend horatio? he’s gifted at f-ll-tio
but geraldine’s a top and somewhat rigid
i see you have a m-ssive fist; are you a sadom-s-ch-st?
if so, manuel can handle up to twenty inches!

hi there, we’re your kinky neighbours;
thank you so much for calling the police
hi there, we’re your kinky neighbours;
they’ve learned to show up with their truncheons greased
if you should be awakened by some screaming late at night
it only means their nipple clamps are on a little tight, so
hi (hi!) we’re your kinky neighbours
and we know how to treat our neighbours right
hi (hi!) we’re your super duper kinky neighbours
and we know how to treat our neighbours right

hi!

- the wet spots lyrics

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