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the safety doorknob fart game song - the toilet bowl cleaners lyrics

[verse 1]
every time you fart
you’ve got to say the word “safety”
and if you don’t
and someone else says “doorkn*b”
they’re gonna beat you up
until you touch a doorkn*b
that’s just the way it goes
those are the rules of the game

[chorus]
doorkn*b, doorkn*b, ooh, ooh, ooh
until you touch a doorkn*b, they’ll beat on you

[verse 2]
if you fart, you should say “safety”, it’s simply polite
if you don’t do it, it just isn’t right
then someone will say “doorkn*b” and there’ll be a fight
people beating on you with all of their might

[chorus]
doorkn*b, doorkn*b, ooh, ooh, ooh
until you touch a doorkn*b, they’ll beat on you

[verse 3]
if you go someplace new
the first thing you gotta do
is look around for the nearest doorkn*b
you always got to know where the nearest doorkn*b is
because you never know, you might let out a fart
someone might say “doorkn*b” before you say “safety”
they’ll start beating you up, you’ve got to know where to go
you’ve got to be prepared, oh, oh, oh, yes, you do
[chorus]
doorkn*b, doorkn*b, ooh, ooh, ooh
until you touch a doorkn*b, they’ll beat on you
doorkn*b, doorkn*b, ooh, ooh, ooh
until you touch a doorkn*b, they’ll beat on you

- the toilet bowl cleaners lyrics

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