poop in my fingernails - the toilet bowl cleaners lyrics
you know i wipe really hard
and my toilet paper’s weak
sometimes i break right through
and my fingernail is rubbing up against my p–py b-ttcheek
and i’m completely unaware
of what’s going on down there
until i pull my finger out of my b-tt
and i stare at
p–p in my fingernails
p–p in my fingernails
p–p, p–p, p–p in my fingernails
p–p in my fingernails
p–p in my fingernails
p–p in my fingernails
when the toilet paper breaks
there’s nothing left standing in between
p–p and your fingernails
and you’re never gonna truly get it completely clean
p–p in my fingernails
p–p in my fingernails
every time i try to clean it up i fail
never ever, ever, ever, ever gonna win
because the faecal matters hiding
deep down where the nail meets the skin
in my fingernails, p–p in my fingernails
tried a clipper, tried a brush
scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub dub
but you’re only gonna get so much
when the toilet paper breaks
there’s nothing left standing in between
p–p and your fingernails
and you’re never truly gonna get it completely clean
if you want the cleanliness
of your fingernails to improve
go down to the nail salon
and ask them if they’ll remove
every one of your fingernails
i know, i know, it might seem extreme
but i’m telling you that’s
the only way that
they’re gonna be completely clean
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