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peeing my pants - the toilet bowl cleaners lyrics

all around my private parts, i have pressed my hands
i’m kicking my legs and doing a little dance
people looking at me funny, i wish they’d understand
i’m just trying to keep from peeing my pants
here in this fancy restaurant, the only thing that i want
is to move up in the bathroom line
but it’s not moving, not at all
there’s no urinal and just one stall
it’s looking like i’ll soon be out of time
i don’t wanna pee my pants
i don’t wanna pee my pants
look here comes the [?]
tell him that i’ve got to pee
is it alright if i go in one of these potted plants?
he tells me “no way, not a chance”
i give him an angry glance
and then i let go, and i pee my pants
i just peed my pants
i’m leaving my girlfriend at the table
i just peed my pants
i won’t be back until i’m able
to take a shower and wash away this urine
i wonder if she’ll be there when i return

- the toilet bowl cleaners lyrics

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