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i wiped my bum too much - the toilet bowl cleaners lyrics

[verse 1]
well, i wiped too much
and now it hurts when i touch my bum
i hope that another urge to p**p again doesn’t come
the pain isn’t in my cheeks, it’s in between
and it’s all because i felt the need to be very, very clean
i didn’t wanna leave any p**p behind, not even the slightest trace
now it hurts when i sit or stand or walk
and you can see it in my face

[chorus
you got to keep wiping when the paper looks like mud
but you wiped way to much when you start to see blood

[verse 2]
well, i called up my doctor
and he said “come in and i’ll take care of ya”
and he applied some lotion to the affected area
he said to me “son, i know just your type”
“you want to be clean and so you wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe”
“but if you want to prevent that pain in your bum”
“then i present to you, the general rule of thumb”

[chorus}
you got to keep wiping when the paper looks like mud
but you wiped way to much when you start to see blood
you got to keep wiping when the paper looks like mud
but you wiped way to much when you start to see blood
you got to keep wiping when the paper looks like mud
but you wiped way to much when you start to see blood
you got to keep wiping when the paper looks like mud
but you wiped way to much when you start to see blood

- the toilet bowl cleaners lyrics

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