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ear wax smells good - the toilet bowl cleaners lyrics

i have a bottomless supply of a nice smelly substance
available in my ear all the time (all the time, all the time)
i like to sniff my finger after i stick it in my ear
there’s nothing wrong with that it ain’t no crime (it ain’t no crime)
earwax is different from p**p, puke, pee and snot (p**p, puke, pee and snot)
those other substances are stinky but i like to sniff ear wax a lot (mmm, mmm, mmm)
i used to use a q*tip, but on a q*tip the smell didn’t linger (i want to smell it)
so i stopped buying q*tips and now i just use my finger
and i sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff (sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff)
after i put it in my ear, you know where it goes (you know where it goes)
that’s right, in front of my nostrils
and i inhale deeply through my nose (right through my nose)
the smell of the earwax makes my heart boom, boom boom
it’s better even than the best ladies perfume
(and when i die) and when i die and i’m buried in my tomb
(candle of earwax) i want a candle of my earwax burning with me
i want a candle of my earwax burning right next to me (i like to sniff my finger when it’s covered in earwax)
i love the smell of my earwax (the earwax smells so good)

- the toilet bowl cleaners lyrics

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