don't poop on stage (the broadway poop song) - the toilet bowl cleaners lyrics
[verse 1]
attention, all you actors and dancers, the producers have sent me
to teach you that your bowels have got to be empty
with a theater full of people there to see ya
that’s not the time to let out your diarrhea
[chorus]
so before the show
that’s when you got to go to the bathroom
and let out all your stinky p**p
let out all your p**p before the show starts
[verse 2]
a diaper underneath your costume pants
will make it way too difficult to dance
and the critics will complain and say the show needs improvement
if you takе a break to go make a bowel movеment
[chorus]
so before the show
that’s when you got to go to the bathroom
and let out all your stinky p**p
you’ve got to p**p, you’ve got to fart
before the show starts
[verse 3]
broadway is filled with so many sad stories
of actors and dancers who seemed bound for glory
except that they lacked a bowel control
they p**ped up on stage instead of in a bowl
[chorus]
so before the show
you have got to go to the bathroom
and let out all your stinky p**p
you got to p**p, p**p, p**p and fart
before the show starts
[verse 4]
all you dancing women and men
this is so important, so i’ll tell you again
with a theater full of people paying to see ya
that’s not the time to let out your diarrhea
[outro]
do it before the show
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