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these hallowed wings - the stupendium lyrics

[intro]
hoo! doing a song, are we? jolly good, here we go!

[verse 1]
get home from an expedition
and the phone on my desk is ringing
sounds like a friend with a special mission
found an astounding exhibition
packed my things and i flapped my wings
excited to find what the campsite brings
there’s a brand*new island for *n*lysing
and this chap’s flying in to track findings
natural history is my domain
extinct little trinkets and giant remains
i don’t know though, might think again
i think that’s a dodo flying the plane!
now i’ve had a jolly holiday in zanzibar
but this sabbatical is practically spectacular
from above, it is honestly a bit bizarre
how the island is improbably rectangular
pioneering new frontiers! but what should i expect?
exploring tropic flora? newfound fauna to inspect?
to ply my palaeontology, to prospect and erect
a repository for fossils for each fish and each inse*
eugh! no, no!
[hook]
you got a village that needs assistance
expertise and seasoned wisdom
want to learn? take a seat and listen
this bird is the word on the ecosystem
squeal with glee at each acquisition
who says you can’t teach facts with fiction?
this museum has a speaker system
pumping out beats ‘bout your ecosystem

[verse 2]
on briny waters, i’m quite astute
and dinosaurs i’m a fine who’s hoo!
but when we all live with tigers too
it might be awkward to try a zoo
head down the stairs and you’ll see scores
of dunkleosteus and plesiosaurs!
the fish are all down the right*hand hall
and on the left are the creepy crawl*
uh no, never mind!
you can quiz me with your queries on aquariums
you’ll nary see so vibrant or varied a vivarium
there’s no greater a curator or librarian
just beware of all the horrors housed in the solarium
so if you’ve been a*digging or a*fishing in the sea
then pluck up your discoveries and shuttle them to me
but if you want to know about the birds and bees
this bird prefers that the bees would leave!
look, i understand all the important work they do for the planet
i just wish they’d do it somewhere else!
[hook]
you got a village that needs assistance
expertise and seasoned wisdom
want to learn? take a seat and listen
this bird is the word on the ecosystem
squeal with glee at each acquisition
who says you can’t teach facts with fiction?
this museum has a speaker system
pumping out beats ‘bout your ecosystem

[bridge]
yes, all things bright and beautiful
all creatures great and small
are collated and notated
and displayed within our halls
from mighty titan ancestors
to wretched scuttling things
invited, if reluctantly
inside these hallowed wings
and though bugs may be repulsive
i will put up with the fainting
if heinous abominations
pave the way to taking paintings
the masterworks of artists
throughout all history
inexplicably displayed
upon an island out at sea
[hook]
you got a village that needs assistance
expertise and seasoned wisdom
want to learn? take a seat and listen
this bird is the word on the ecosystem
squeal with glee at each acquisition
who says you can’t teach facts with fiction?
this museum has a speaker system
pumping out beats ‘bout your ecosystem
you got a village that needs assistance
expertise and seasoned wisdom
want to learn? take a seat and listen
this bird is the word on the ecosystem
sworn by n0blest tradition
organising organisms
this museum has a speaker system
pumping out beats ‘bout your ecosystem

- the stupendium lyrics

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