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losing my patients - the stupendium lyrics

(verse 1)
new day and i’m raring to start
ok, let’s look at your chart
new spleen? cool beans, pretty routine
but what say we take a look at your heart?
it seems we’re fresh out of spleens
but that won’t matter a smidge
i’ve sent milo to see
what we have got in the fridge
these kidneys won’t keep
so while you’re blissfully sleeping
i’ll throw some in for free
a little treat in your treatment

(chorus)
you say you wanna be my patient?
well go ahead and make my day
open up so i can feel your heart beat
i wanna get inside you in a good way
you atе it hard for breakfast
baby, now you’re scrambled еggs
hey man i’m gonna fix what’s broken
i wanna get inside you in a good way

(verse 2)
you might find a shrub for a lung unlikely
nurse misheard me when i asked for an iv
at least try three has no cats on your cat scan
what were you expecting when you asked for a trans*plant?
we soon gave up with the tracking the rates of patient survival
‘cus i am psych*i*opathic as i am homeo*cidal
we heard it’s hip to recycle so now your hip’s a bicycle
and we replaced your slipped disc with this record on vinyl
(bridge)
digging through your small intestine
gonna give you what you need
sauerkraut and poor digestion
are my two least favourite things
i wanna cut you open and take you apart
and put you right back together again
eye for an eye
and an arm for a leg
and a pickle for an arm
hey! what’s that doing in there?

you say you got a bad kidney
i’ll put it in it’s place
open up i wanna cure what ails you
i wanna get inside you in a good way
well i’m a second*class sawbones
but baby that’s ok
come on! i’m gonna fix what’s broken
i wanna get inside you in a good way

(verse 3)
day four of my medical residence
there’s organs to jettison and the morgue needs some specimens
hippocratically negligent like i’m hacking at venison
there’s a reason it’s called ‘practising medicine’
so i’m excited to make your acquaintance
in the waiting room i’ve made in my bas*m*nt
‘cus i crave the sensation of your brains in my waste bin
i’m a nice guy but i keep losing my patients
if your internals have curdled and need
some surgery urgently
it must be an emergency
if your gp refers to me
i’m certain you’d prefer to see
some nerd from university
earned their degree deservedly
‘stead of free when they purchased the
learnin’ surgery dvd
this infernal infirmary
there’s a quirk in your circuitry
we’ll work on it externally
pretty soon you’ll be surfing the
one way gurney to purgatory
all aboard to absurdity
anaesthetic’s a courtesy

(chorus)
you say you wanna be my patient?
well go ahead and make my day
open up so i can feel your heart beat
i wanna get inside you in a good way
you ate it hard for breakfast
and now you’re scrambled eggs
hey man i’m gonna fix what’s broken
i wanna get inside you in a good way
i wanna get inside you in a good way
(ooh, i keep losing my patients)
wanna get inside you in a good way
(ooh, i keep losing my patients)
wanna get inside you in a good way
(ooh, i keep losing my patients)

i wanna get inside you in a good way
(ooh, i keep losing my patients)
wanna get inside you in a good way
(ooh, i keep losing my patients)
wanna get inside you in a good way
(ooh, i keep losing my patients)

- the stupendium lyrics

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