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when your balls are blue - the steedly steeds lyrics

[chorus]
i’m a big country f*ck*head
i’d do anything to get these b*lls wet
but lord knows life is hardest
when your b*lls are blue
i guess i’ll f*ck my horses

but momma says it’s disgusting
you need a woman for your tender loving
well lord knows, she don’t know sh*t
how come she can’t see
how s*xy f*cking a horse is

[guitar solo]

[verse 1]
we’ll snuggle up, between the sheets
i’ll brush your tail if you’ll l!ck my taint
i told myself i ain’t falling in love again
but f*ck it you’re too s*xy
who knew a horse could ride a f*cking cowboy
making love till dawn, yeah you’ll scream neigh. (whiny)

[chorus]
i’m a big country f*ck*head
i’ll do anything to get these b*lls wet
but lord knows life is hardest
whеn your b*lls are blue, i guess i’ll f*ck my horsеs
but momma says it’s disgusting
you need a woman for your tender loving
well lord knows, she don’t know sh*t
how come she can’t see how s*xy f*cking a horse is

[verse 2]
i think it’s time we take the next step
you know i think you’re all i need
it’d be perfect, we’d perfect
just you and me
i knew it from the first time you sucked sugar cubes off my d*ck
we’d be perfect, you’re so perfect
my horsey

[verse 3: horse]
(horse neigh) neigh b*tch
i’m sorry to admit
i don’t think you deserve this brilliant horsey d*ck
no i understand well you’re built
well you’re builten’ like sh*t (?)
and you still live with your mom
that fat ugly b*tch
well i’m one hunk of a steed
i need room to breathe
i had a b*tthole to tease
but now i’ve loosened you up
there’s no going back
now your b*tthole’s so big
there’s no cheeks for me to smack
and i’m a horsey of taste
i like cheese and crackers
and all your country ass has is aids and a tractor
but thanks for the d*ck (horse hoofs)
[chorus 2]
i’m still a big country f*ck*head
except now i’m really upset
’cause i f*cked my horse and he left
and now my b*lls are blue
i guess i’ll f*ck a chicken

[outro]
(chicken clucking)
get over here you little b*st*rd
s*xy f*cker

- the steedly steeds lyrics

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