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my old man - the smothers brothers lyrics

my old man’s a sailor
what do you think about that?
he wears a sailor’s collar
he wears a sailor’s hat
he wears a sailor’s raincoat
he wears a sailor’s shoes
and every sat-rday evening
he reads the sunday news
and someday, if i can
i’m gonna be a sailor just like my old man

my old man’s a anthropologist
what do you think about that?
he wears an anthropologist’s collar
he wears an anthropologist’s hat
he wears an anthropologist’s raincoat
he wears an anthropologist’s shoes
and every sat-rday evening
he reads the sunday news
and someday, if i can
i’m gonna be an anthropologist just like my old man

my old man’s a refrigerator repairman
what do you think about that?
he wears a refrigerator repairman’s collar
he wears a refrigerator repairman’s hat
he wears a refrigerator repairman’s raincoat
he wears a refrigerator repairman’s shoes
and every sat-rday evening
he reads the – playboy
and someday, if i can
i’m gonna be a refrigerator repairman just like my old man

(spoken)
tommy: what do you think about that? boy you gotta be pretty sharp witted, slippery tongued to say things like that
d-ck: i tell you tommy, you’re very glib
tommy: i certainly do
d-ck: well here, i’ll tell you what my old man does

my old man’s a cotton pickin’ finger lickin’ chicken plucker
what do you think about that?
(tommy: you better not make a mistake
d-ck: let’s hope not)
he wears a cotton pickin’ finger lickin’ chicken plucker’s collar
he wears a cotton pickin’ finger lickin’ chicken plucker’s hat
he wears a cotton pickin’ finger lickin’ chicken plucker’s raincoat
he wears a cotton pickin’ finger lickin’ chicken plucker’s shoes
and –
(tommy: you’re lucky)
– every sat-rday evening
he reads the cotton pickin’ news
and someday, if i can
i’m gonna be a cotton pickin’ finger lickin’ chicken plucker
just like my old man

- the smothers brothers lyrics

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