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the day the violence died (medley) - the simpsons lyrics

a)not jazz chor, but sad chor
krusty the clown: well, itchy and scratchy are gone,
but here’s a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
heh, heh, heh, huh, oohhh…
sorry about this kids… but stay tuned,
we’ve got some real good toy commercials comming up,
i swear!
(b) the amendment song
kid: hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress!
amendment: i’m not garbage!!
(starts singing)
i’m an amendment to be,
yes an amendment to be,
and i’m hoping that they,ll ratify me!
there’s a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom,
i want to make it legal for policemen to beat ’em,
’cause there’s limits to our liberties
‘least i hope and pray that there are,
’cause those liberal freaks go to far.
(stop’s singing)
kid: but why can’t we just make a law against flag-burning
amendment: because that would be unconst-tutional.
bt if we change the const-tution…
kid:…we could make all sorts of crazy laws!!
amendment: now your catching on!
(song fades away)
bart: what the h-ll is this?
lisa: it’s one of those cr-ppy 70’s throwbacks
that appeals to generation xer’s
bart: we need another vietnam,
thin out their ranks a little.
(song returns but still talking)
kid: but what if they say
your not good enough to be in the const-tution?
(sing again)
amendment: then i’ll crush all opposition to me,
and i’ll make ted kennedy pay,
if he fights back,
i’ll say that he’s gay!!
congressman: good news,amendment! they ratified ya!
you’re in the const-tution!!
oh yeah! doors open, boys!
(wild, hollering bills storm the capitol)
lisa: so, it’s true some crtoons do encourage violence!
(she punches bart)
bart: ow

- the simpsons lyrics

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