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amendment song - the simpsons lyrics

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boy: hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress?
amendment: i’m not garbage, kid.

i’m an amendment to be
yes an amendment to be
and i’m hoping that they ratify me
there’s a lot of flag burners
who have got too much freedom
i wanna make it legal for policemen
to beat ’em ’cause there’s limits to our liberty
at least i hope and pray that there are
’cause those liberal freaks go too far

boy: but why can’t we just make a law against flag burning?
amendment: because that law would be unconst-tutional
but if we changed the const-tution…
boy: then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
amendment: now you’re catching on!

bart: what the h-ll is this?
lisa: it’s one of those campy 70s throwbacks that appeal to generation x-ers
bart: we need another vietnam. thin out their ranks a little.

boy: but what if people say you’re not good enough to be in the const-tution?
amendment: then i”ll crush all opposition to me
and i’ll make ted kennedy pay
if he fights back
i’ll say that he’s gay
congressman: good news, amendment! they ratified you.
you’re in the u.s. const-tution!
amendment: oh yeah! door’s open, boys!

(sounds of gun and bomb-toting amendments running into the capitol)

- the simpsons lyrics

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